"Brian the Wise art a pilferer-eth! Thee accuseth Him of highway robbery-eth! ©TONIGHT ART THE NIGHT© art THY copy-ethrighted words and Brian the Wise hath thusly stoleth them from out under-eth thy NOSE and claimeth them for His own!

This art OUTRAGEOUS!!!" sayeth Biggus-Rod of Stewart unto all who would hearken.

Roger the Divine seemeth to agree with Biggus-Rod of Stewart when He it weret reportedeth:
"It art about time somebody spaketh it," Roger the Divine sayeth in Sydney today of Biggus-Rods comments.

"It art the worst kept secret in the world and Thee think there art too much bloody copy-ethrighting from Brian the Wise and not enough original thought He trieth to put copyethright on everything-eth these days.

The other Gods and I art totally sick of it. He hath one of those little machines and He go-eth around putting-eth 'copyethright' on everything.

He even copy-ethrighted Thy toast and vegemite this morning.

Thee wouldst ne'er be surpriseth if He copyethrights His own shit."

"So Thee thinketh it wert a verily brave and correct thing for Biggus-Rod of Stewart to sayeth.
Maybe He (Brian the Wise) should drinketh a bottle of Vodka and chill-eth out.
He art far too PC."