Although this art OLD NEWS as Roger spilleth the beans after some loose pillowspake with a Lap-eth Dancer resulting in Brian the Wise have-ething to endorse the tour before schedule, it wert revealed that pre-tour photographs have been Banned!

The reason giveth unto the Scribia gathered there wert that, and we quote-eth

"We do-eth not wish to spoil the element of surprise-eth!"

Come-eth now! We smelleth a rat!!!

Upon delving further into this flimsy excuse, QNN has discovereth that there may-eth just be-eth another reason for the non-disclosure of any current photographs of the Gods + Paul-eth Rogers!

Stay tuned as we bring thee this exclusive breaking story verily soon........