PAUL RODGERS ART A SNAKE!!!
The Queen live album Return-eth of the Champions art thusly in markets today. It art actually not just Queen, as ye knoweth – it art a giant rip-off as The Lord God Freddie hath set off unto the Gods Knoweth Not Whence and John the Mysterious art lost down in the back shed. Instead, it art Brian the Wise and Roger the Divine with the man who hath been knoweth in classic rock circles as The Sleazy Trouser Snake!
Roger the Divine, God of Divineness, sayeth unto those whoforeart wouldst thusly hearken, "Yea, Thee hath to agree-eth with that assessment of Paul-eth Rodgers’ trouser snake-eth. He art going through-eth the groupies liketh a biggus packet of Epsom Salts! That art Thy territory and Thee art verily jealous!
“Thee remembereth thinking, ‘Holy Mother of Four Gods, this singer art like, not only hath he packeth of his jockeths with footy socks, he doeth all these things with a mic-eth stand to impresseth of the wenches. His trouser snake art like a sort of cobra. Lo! It used to be-eth Thee that impresseth the wenches. I, Roger the Divine wert knoweth as Shagadelethic. The bloody great prick hath ruined Thy life!”
If ye wanna see-eth of that snake plus his new band, Queen+, ye have little chance. Thou may queue-eth for hours and sell Thy grandmother and we doubt-eth that even then thou wouldst be able to afford-eth tickets. Still, ye canst crosseth of the seven seas and sail-eth forth unto New Yorketh City on the Sixteenth Day of the Tenth month and trek-eth yonder unto the other side of the country on the Twenty Second Day of the Tenth Month at L-A’s famed Hollywood-eth Bowl.
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