"Ahoyeth" he cried

""Ahoyeth" replied the Gods "Cometh aboard!"

"Shouldest thou hath a plan to relieveth thy boredom, thou shalt be granted Eternal Salvation...and many royalties!" decreed the Gods.

"Thou hast, Almighty Heavenly Fathers!" spake Ben of Eltonia humbly and did boweth before Them.

They weret impressed.

"Pray tell Us then, of thou plan" ordered the Gods and they sat down and openeth of the Vodka.

"Upon the Earth there is much vanity!" spaketh Ben of Eltonia "The Multitudes do looketh upon thyselves in the clear waters of the rivers and streams and doeth gloat muchly about their bodies!"

The Gods gasped in unison for they were displeased!

"Ridiculous!" spat the Lord God Freddie "The multitudes art forbidden to maketh thineselves unto an idol! We hath commanded that thou shalt have no other Gods before Us for we art divine! And it art written!"

"Did thou not scribe thusly unto Thy Ten or so Commandments?" questioned Roger the Divine.

"Oh smite thee not for scribeth of that thee did" whimpered Ben of Eltonia for he could see that the Gods weret wrath and was duly terrified.

"Pray then, what hath this to do with thou plan?" asked John the Mysterious, who was somewhat curious.

"Ah ha-eth!" replied Ben of Eltonia "I hath thusly devised of a stageth show to proveth to the multitudes beyondeth the shadow of a doubt, that Thy Gods art sublimely divine and forsaketh thee the multitudes must not, for thusly in this show thy fabulousness art revealed for all to seeth!" and he sateth back smugly and waitedeth for Thy Gods to be impressed.

And they were.

Excepteth Brian the Wise.