**Mon 03 Jan 05**

TOP 500

Fan Legion #3579 wrote:

Praise Be Upon Thee Brian The Wise!

Over the past week, my local radio station 'The Bay' has had a countdown of the top 500 songs of all time as voted for by the listeners. I thought you might like to know that quite a few of these turned out to be Psalms of The Gods, including, I Want to Breaketh Wind, Keep Fish Alive, ToeRags and of course God Save the Gods, which came in at number 2 (although it should have been number 1 because it's so much better than Wobert of Williams Rubbish!!!) The North West still loves you!!!

love Fan Legion #3579

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Brian replied:

Dear Fan Legion #3579 -

thanks for this ...

IT ART BLOODY OUTRAGEOUS-ETH!!! NUMBER TWO??? THEE CAN SCARCELY BELIEVETH IT!
WHEN WILLST THOU LEARNETH NOT TO HARKEN TO SUCH INSIGNIFICANT, PIMPLY, SNIPING BITCH RADIO STATIONS WITH THEIR BLASPHEMOUS TOP FIVE HUNDREDS AND START HARKENING UNTO RADIO SUCK SUCK!!!

THEE OWNETH THE TOP 500, IN FACT-ETH, THEE OWNETH THE TOP 1000! T'WERT THY INVENTION.
(Thee create-eth in Adobe-eth Photoshop with Orbs)

SO BUGGER OFF AND TUNE THY RADIO UNTO RADIO SUCK SUCK AND NE'ER BOTHER THEE AGAIN WITH THESE BLASPHEMOUS, CRAPPY, SNIPING-BITCH, PIMPLY SCRIBINGS AGAIN!

LOVE

BRIAN THE WISE