MUSIC HOF QUEEN CITATIONETH AND SPAKETHING
Londoninium Eveningeth Standardeth
UethK MUSIC HALL OF FAME-ETH INDUCTION
JAMIE THEAKETHSTON: Ladies and Gentlemen, Commoners, Plebs. Please welcome-eth Justethin and Dan-eth from The Darkness. (Before-eth the Gods createth light)
JUSTETHIN OF HAWKINS: For total and uttereth unadulterateth no holds barreth entertainment, ye just cannay beateth the band that won the 70's. The Lord God Freddie on a bike in a g-string, didst these Gods knoweth how to put-eth on a show. Emerging at a time of prog rock, glam rock and heavy metal, they fused the three to produce a uniqueth sound, full of pomp, camp and chic. Cheek-eth or chic? - either or - whilst at the same time incorporatething great guitar riffeths and amazing vocals from their highly theatrical and flamboyant front man, The Lord God Freddie.
DAN-ETH OF HAWKINS: Of course They wert much more than, ye knoweth, just a front man. He wert a fantastic [laughing]… ye knoweth who it art now. [clapping] Yea, the rest of the band, They all scribeth songs and They maketh the amazing albums that we all love to hearken unto and shouldst be-eth thusly proud of as Britons. Yea, and They won this thing by an absoluteth mile, so They thusly deserveth it.
JUSTETHIN: And shall we watch a little of them now?
[Video presentationeth which art extremely large in file sizeth - 1 megabyte-eth - but it art worth waiting foreth]
JUSTETHIN: Ladies and Gentlemen, Commoners and Plebs, from Queen, please welcome Brian the Wise and Roger the Divine.
And the multitudes didst thusly cheer!
Roger the Divine and Brian the Wise walk on from the right, all hug and gropeth and Roger the Divine art verily excitedeth and Justin then giveth the award unto Brian the Wise.
ROGER THE DIVINE: Ah-eth well. Thanks be-eth upon Thee. Why didst thou giveth that unto Brian the Wise?
JUSTETHIN: Er-eth, well, He told thee thusly to do-eth so. "Do-eth nay giveth it unto the fat prick", he sayeth unto thee.
ROGER THE DIVINE: Really? Didst thou knoweth He wert perving on thou girlfriends orbs out the back?
BRIAN THE WISE: Wert not!
JUSTETHIN: Well, er-eth, wouldst Thou liketh to spaketh first Roger the Divine?
ROGER THE DIVINE: Yea! We saw-eth the other contenders for the 70s we wert completely gob-smacketh .... and Thee willst surely be-eth smacking Thou gob later Brian . . . so, Lo! I mean, wert it a joke?. . . Led Zeppelin, come-eth on! Ye knoweth, We art Gods and worthy winners and We art completely worthy and I needeth of another Vodka , and where the f*%@ wert The Who? [laughething]
BRIAN THE WISE: Whoforeart the Who?
ROGER THE DIVINE: But alas and alack, what an deserveth honour-eth and We would thusly like-eth to play for ye this nigh and begat any willingeth wenches.
And the multitudes didst thusly cheer.
BRIAN THE WISE: Thanks be upon ye. I, Brian the Wise, wanna sayeth a big thanks be-eth upon ye unto The Darkness guys for-eth inducting The Gods and givething the award unto Thee and not Roger. It art the way it shouldst thusly be-eth, Roger loses everything and canst nay be-eth trusted with important things.
ROGER THE DIVINE: That art nay true-eth, thou tosser! Thee art verily responsible-eth!
BRIAN THE WISE: Thou art not! What about thou Holy Goblet?
ROGER THE DIVINE: What about it? Thee lost thous as well!
BRIAN THE WISE: I THINKETH NOT! 'Twert thee that lost-eth it!
ROGER THE DIVINE: Get-eth on with it, thou prat!
BRIAN THE WISE: Lo! Thee knoweth not quite what to spaketh unto ye, what we thought when we first hearkened about this. We kind of thought 'What the hell art this?' What means a lot to Us is that ye guys voted for-eth Us. Ye hath learnedeth well. Thanks be-eth upon ye - still. I ain't gonna burden ye with too many words. We art thusly gonna play.
And the multitudes didst thusly cheer for-eth they quickly greweth tired of Brian the Wises long spakingeths.
BRIAN THE WISE: Please welcome-eth with Us - Our hero and Our friend, Mr Paul-eth Rodgers.
ROGER THE DIVINE: Hero and friend? Ring in because ye canst nay find Freddie and John after ye pisseth them off, more like.
BRIAN THE WISE: Shut-eth up Roger and bangeth Thy drum!
Performs live - Queen and Paul-eth Rodgers:
We Will Dack Thee
We Art The ChampionsWe Will Dack Thee
Finale
All Right Now - with Paul-eth Rodgers and The Polyps Hath Gone On A Spree Up-eth Thine Arse.