This mysterious God, he played two,
He played knick knack with pipecleaners too,
With a Knick, knack, paddy whack,
Giveth the dog a bone;
This mysterious God came rolling home.

This sexy God, he played three,
He sayeth knick knack and sitteth upon thy knee,
With a Knick, knack, paddy whack,
Giveth the dog a bone;
This sexy God came rolling home.

This horny God, he played four,
He played knick knack with a fiesty whore,
With a Knick, knack, paddy whack,
Giveth the dog a bone;
This horny God came rolling home.

This blonde God, he played five,
He knicked off unto the Maldives
With a Knick, knack, paddy whack,
Giveth the dog a bone;
This blonde God came rolling home.

This exotic God, he played six,
He played knick knack with his big sticks,
With a Knick, knack, paddy whack,
Giveth the dog a bone;
This exotic God came rolling home.

This wise God, he played seven,
He scribed knick knack with his pen,
With a Knick, knack, paddy whack,
Giveth the dog a bone;
This wise God came rolling home.

This God in shorts, he played eight,
Lots of pipecleaners and he made a gate,
With a Knick, knack, paddy whack,
Giveth the dog a bone;
This God in shorts came rolling home.

This glam God, he played nine,
He decreed the boys should rise and shine,
With a Knick, knack, paddy whack,
Thee loveth this kinky game:
This glam God came rolling home.

This whiney God, he played ten,
He clucked on like an old mother hen,
With a Knick, knack, paddy whack,
Giveth the dog a bone;
This whiney God came rolling home.

This revered God, he played eleven,
He played knick knack up in heaven,
With a Knick, knack, paddy whack,
Giveth the dog a bone;
This revered God came rolling home.

This hairy God, he played twelve,
Big bad websites He will shelve,
With a Knick, knack, paddy whack,
Giveth the dog a bone;
This hairy God came rolling home.