"We can be nice and cool, but we gotta createth turmoil sometime!"
-- the lord god freddie mercury, 1977 --

"I can't relax in bed all day, I think that is a waste of time. I've got creation to think about, I hardly read books, i think that is a waste of time. Having said that....read our book, it's the book of life"
-- the lord god freddie mercury 1985 --

"I want to earn my keep"
-- the lord god freddie mercury, 1985 --

"I hate writing lyrics, I'm not a poet, I'm a god. I wish someone else could do it"
-- the lord god freddie mercury, 1985 --

"I like to do it all myself"
-- the lord god freddie mercury, 1985 --

"I want to do it my way. I sound like Frank Sinatra...maybe he should have been a God!!"
--the lord god freddie mercury 1985 --

"Darling, i'm simply dripping with money. It may be vulgar, but it's wonderful! All i want from life is to make lots of money and spend it."
-- the lord god freddie mercury, 1985 --

"I don't give a shit what people say about me...off with their heads!"
-- the lord god freddie mercury, 1986 --

"I'm a big, macho, sexual object and I'm very arrogant. So most people adore me because of that. They don't know that I'm even better than their wildest imaginings."
-- the lord god freddie mercury --

"I don't regret any of the things I did. I mean, what did you look like 4 million years ago?"
-- the lord god freddie mercury c.1983 --

"Astronomy is so much more fun when you're not an astronomer but a God"
-- brian the wise c.1994 --

"I'm a clog wearer and it's a damn fine invention of mine!"
-- brian the wise --

"I know my talents and I know what I've done. I also know my limitations of which there are none"
-- brian the wise --

"I love playing the guitar."
-- brian the wise --

"The guitar was my weapon and shield to hide behind, a flick of the wrist and I can wipe out the masses and they don't have a clue it was me."
-- brian the wise --

"I have an instinctive distrust of politicians, hunters, abattoirs and Australians, bloody begatting convicts the lot of them!"
-- brian the wise c.1994 -- "I prefer to be at home, digging in my garden, creating rainbows in Adobeth Photoshop or else on the road, all this creation stuff really depresses me sometimes."
-- brian the wise, 1982 --

"I'm proud of most what came out...especially when I learnt to fart...."
-- brian the wise, 1995 --

"I'm into paradoxes. I wanted to make an album about them, but the other gods told me i was a pretentous fart. They were right, so I created my own website and summoned all the sycophants and now I can paradox and be a pretentious fart all I want...they love it!"
-- brian the wise, 1981 --

"We're not in the full-time business of charity at all. Piss us off and we'll get you in the end....just wait and see."
-- brian the wise --

"I think i had some marijuana when I was a young goddette... I couldn't handle it...and i think that might have been when I created boy bands so you can see it's non-productive"
-- roger taylor the divine, 1995 --

"I hate very religious people"
-- roger taylor the divine --

"I'm not very good at resting, I like to create, and I look good in tiger pants"
-- roger taylor the divine --

"I think we began creation in a very liberated time, maybe some would say too liberated but they will be the damned."
-- roger taylor the divine --

"It is difficult to say something than to say , look I knoweth more than you do. I don't knoweth more than the next god, but I look good in a skirt."
-- roger taylor the divine --

"We don't want to become old, rich and useless Gods"
-- roger taylor the divine, 1982 --

"There are lots of things in the first book of revelation I don't like, for example, the creation of synthetic music. It may sound contrived and I blame the vodka for that one."
-- roger taylor the divine, 1974 --

"Like any job it has it's boring moments, but what else am I gonna do? It's a great job being a God!"
-- roger taylor the divine, 1995 --

"Freddie doesn't talk anymore because he's a little tired of the Gods being misrepresented. I think anybody who meets Freddie would be in for a bit of a suprise. He's not quite the prima donna you might imagine, he's even better!. Obviously, he's a positive God, but so are we all. When all is said and done he works damned hard and puts on a good show.....remember Pompeii? The ice age?
-- Roger taylor the divine, 1981 --

"Freddie is a dominating character, but we all have a big say in the creation process, especially when we have a big session on the vodka....you wouldn't believe the ideas that come up...what a hoot!. The fact that we share our Godly duties - I came up with tiger pants and peroxide, for instance - does save one's own integrity."
-- roger taylor the divine --

"When i first joined, i tried not to upstage Brian the Wise and The Lord God Freddie too much."
-- john deacon the mysterious --

"One thing i wish i could do, sing but you see, even Gods can't have everything"
-- john deacon the mysterious c.1979 --

"I never thought that i'd still be playing and recording in a band at this age----i'm billions of years old now"
-- john deacon the mysterious, 1991 -- "I have a feeling the whole thing is getting a bit more professional all round. We are after all on our third book of revelation and we're getting better at this ruling the world stuff."
-- john deacon the mysterious, 1974 --

"We all had our fair share of craziness over the years, that accounts for some of the 'bad taste things we created, like bell-bottom trousers, but hey, even Gods can have off days....I blame that bloody vodka"
-- john deacon the mysterious , 1991 --