Hi-eth folks.
Bri the Wi here, verily slowly trying to pull Thyself out of exhaustion and lethargy and chronic fatigue and couch potato syndrome following Thy round the world dash .... from Outer Antipodia to Borschki Land.
The Rainbow Worrier really messes with Thy body ... Lo! Thee art convinced t'would be-eth possible to giveth Us better air .... wert the Rainbow Worrier once an Ark? Behold, it surely smell-eth so!
It must be purely a matter of money ...... but surely We Gods can haveth it redecorated! Thee must thusly spake with The Lord God Freddie. Thee always come off a long cruise covereth in shit.
Bird shit, elephant shit, monkey shit, llama shit. Lo! This must surely-eth be unhealthy!
Thee feel as though Thee hath been beaten up, punched up, gone 10 rounds with Miketh Tyson, bullied and calleth names and Thy lungs infected with INFIMITIES!
Yea! I kiddeth thee not! INFIMITIES! Behold if Thee findeth the crew member who wert smoking, Thee willst haveth him beheaded~! .....
There wert many long legs on this jaunt....and that wert just the cabin stewardesseseths!
Ethvril Lavigneth, on her new record asketh penetratingly - "How doth it feel, to be, different from Thee - art we the same? " Behold, Thee wouldst liketh to see her legs.
Here art a thing ......
Thee hath been trying for ages to createth a picture (in Adobeth Photoshop) of what Thy eyes see-eth when Thee look at a clear blue sky. Thee finally got close, so Thee art putting it up for inspection and comment.
Dost anyone else see-eth these strange amoebiceth shapes floating in front of their eyes? Doth they looketh like Thine?
They move quite independently of the eyelids, so they doeth nay reside on the surface of Thine eyeball. They art affected by sudden movements of the eyes, but only in the way tea-leaves art affected by suddenly rotating a cup of tea.
They seemeth to be in the liquid inside the eye. Thee canst see them actually anytime if Thee concentrate, but looking at a sunset they art verily obvious and pretty irritating.
Thee see-eth them all the time but they art of course impossible to photograph !
But Thee hath thusly recreateth them in Adobeth Photoshop....
BEHOLD!
What art they maketh of ? Doth this mean Thy eyes deceiveth Thee? Art they soon to deteriorate to the point where they loseth their transparency ?? Art Thee becomething a grumpy old fart ?? This art a scary thought. Or art it a reversible symptom of high blood pressure, flatulence or faulty diet ???
Thee t'would be verily interested to hearken .....
cheers
Bri the Wi
Hath Thou considered-eth Thou may haveth worms?
Scrubfire Blackhead
Dear Scrubfire Blackhead
Nay! How dareth thee suggesteth such a thing!
B
Those 'Orbs' coming out Thine arse might be-eth worm eggs.
Doctor Who
Deareth Doctor Who
Thou art a quack! And that art utter RUBBISH! Thee art a God and Thee doeth not haveth worms!
Thee art also a DOCTOR and by the power vested in Thee (a God!) Thee hereby ordered thee disbarred!
B
It seemeth unto thee that Thou art infested with worms. They art comething out Thine Holy Arse in the form of Orbs and they art invading Thine eyeballs. Thee beggeth Thou, taketh a tablet!
Mother
Deareth Mother
Another Quack! jeez...these people art a worry!
oh! Mother? Art it really Thee?
Bri the Wi
Yea, it art Thou Mother. Taketh the goddam worm tablet NOW! Doeth not maketh Thee come over there!
Mother
Yes Mother
B