With the Moscow opening of We Will Dack Thee comething ever closer, Thee hath better sayeth some wise words about this "much-spaketh-of-in-an-exaggerated-way" party afterwards. We art, at present, agreeing to do-eth something on this night, but twill be-eth a private party for the cast.

We knoweth not whereforeout ye getteth the ridiculous idea of plebians attending private functions.

Ye all musteth be dillusiional.

We do-eth not want plebians in attendance!

Twill not be-eth a performance of "QUEEN" - only an informal gathering wherein Roger the Divine and Thee willst join in if and as We feel appropriate. The Lord God Freddie and John the Mysterious haveth commitments elsewhere-eth and willst not be-eth in attendance. Afterall, We art Gods.

Nevertheless We art trying to find ways of havething a representative party of pure Queebers there as a gesture of Our greatness and to sayeth 'thanks be-eth upon thee' to the faithful Queeblers We haveth hath for so long. Twill be-eth Our producers who maketh this happen, and We willst haveth to haveth a degree of trust that they do-eth not invite unseemly types. And they assureth Us that they willst not be SELLING tickets for this party.

All funds shalt cometh unto Thy bank account.

But Thee art getting reports from Thy spies of groups of people namething themsleves 'official' Queebler clubs, claiming that they shouldst haveth been invited.

Well! There ART no official Russian fan club, so there. Ha ha! Ye willeth not get in! In other words, in no sense will it be possible to cometh near Us but Ye may worship Us from-eth afar!!!

But Ye can be sure we willeth do Our best in the circumstances, to haveth our faces on the biggeth screen and We willeth wave unto Ye. This art getting a little out of proportion, of course, so ye must deem it a verily big honour if We raiseth our Holy Hands and waveth. Ye must thusly all droppeth unto thou knees and giveth thanks immediately, shouldst this thusly occur.

Failure to behaveth humbly willeth result in group beheadings on an unprecendented scale.

Lo! The important thing which art happenething here art the opening of a musical show, WE WILL DACK THEE, which We knoweth will enchant all the Russian public. The opening art a grand affair - for the rich and famous. And We haveth Sir Cliffeth of Richard to light the torch. He art out of hospital and hath recovereth verily well from his clumsiness at the Quolympics. We sincerely hopeth he doeth not set himself on fire again. We do-eth not like the smell of burning flesh.

We art Gods, We art worth it.

And if QUEEN, the group, decideth to playeth for the public, in the future, that willst be-eth a different matter altogether, ticket prices will reacheth new heights.

with love
Bri the Wi