Brian the Wise arrives backstage-eth at rehearsals for-eth We Will Dack Thee, Moscow-eth and art confronted by a KGB-eth Agent.
KGB-ETH AGENT: Haltski! Who go-eth there?
BRIAN THE WISE: Tis I, Brian the Wise, Wise God and Producer-eth!
KGB-ETH AGENT: What art Thou carrying underski Thou armski?
BRIAN THE WISE: Why this art Thy lapethtop! Lo! It thusly hath Adobe-eth Photoshop upon it!
KGB-ETH AGENT: We do-eth not allow photographskis in our beloved country. I must confiscateski!
BRIAN THE WISE: Nay! Thee canst ne'er do-eth that. This art not a camera-eth, it art a computer-eth!
KGB-ETH AGENT: It looketh suspiciousski unto thee! Handeth it over at onceski!
BRAIN THE WISE: Nay, thou knoweth not what thou spaketh of! This art a verily important-eth technical-eth piece of equipment and upon here art many cast photos, important-eth script changes, emails to BW.COM, praise from worshippers and Wise Words of Wisdom-eth! It art verily vital and verily important unto Thee! Thou canst ne'er taketh it away! I, Brian the Wise, art thou God and I commandeth thee to step aside-eth and let Thee pass!
KGB-ETH AGENT: Nay!
BRIAN THE WISE: Behold! Here cometh Ben of Eltonia. He wilst thusly sayeth unto thee that what I spake of art the truth!
BEN OF ELTONIA: What seemeth to be-eth the problem, oh Wise One?
BRIAN THE WISE: This KGB-ETH Agent wilst nay let Thee pass with Thy lapethtop. He knoweth not what it art. He thinketh it to be-eth a camera and that I, Brian the Wise, art taking illegal photographs to smuggle-eth out of the country!
BEN OF ELTONIA: Lo! KGB-ETH Agent! This art not true! Brian the Wise useth his digital camera for-eth photographs. This 'ere art a lapethtop!
KGB-ETH AGENT: SO! THOU THUSLY HAVETH A CAMERASKI AS WELL-ETH?
BRIAN THE WISE: Oh woe! Ben of Eltonia! Thou art a big-eth mouth git! Whyfore-eth didst thou spaketh that! Yea, Thee doth haveth a digital camera! But it art only to take-eth photos of Thyself with the cast. It art verily important, for-eth Thee to upload verily important information-eth unto BW.COM! BW.COM art a verily important website-eth!
KGB-ETH AGENT: Show-eth unto thee what art upon Thy lapethtopski.
BRIAN THE WISE: Verily well.
KGB-ETH AGENT: Behold! Strange images-eths of worms and orbs. Thou art infiltrating The Father Landski with BIOLOGICALETH WARFARE!!!
BRIAN THE WISE: NAY! NAY! NAY! Thou knoweth not what thou spaketh! This art verily not true! I, Brian the Wise, wouldst ne'er do-eth such a thing! I love-eth Tuna! They art beautiful creatures!
KGB-ETH AGENT: THOU ART UNDER ARRESTSKI-ETH! THEE ART CONFISCATETHING THOU CAMERASKI AND LAPETHTOPSKI FOR-ETH EVIDENCESKI! THOU WILST HALTSKI WHATE'ER THOU ART DOING HERE! IT ART SUSPICIOUSKI AND THE KREMLIN WILL INVESTIGATETHSKI!
BEN OF ELTONIA: OH WOE ART THEE! WHAT ART TO BECOME-ETH OF WE WILL DACK THEE - RUSSIASKI?
