"We art ready to performeth!" decreed the Lord God Freddie "Be seateth thy crew of the Rainbow Worrier whilst we changeth unto our frocks!" and the crew did gasp in anticipation.

Behold! The candles did dimeth and the sashes weret raised and smoke arose from the stage.

Roger the Divine beganeth with the thump thump of His Holy Coconuts and John the Mysterious and Brian the Wise did clapeth after two of the thumps.

Thump thump clap, they wenteth.

The Lord God Freddie did thusly appear afore them amid a bright glow of a giant lantern. The Lord God Freddie dideth strutteth and pranceth and preeneth for he looketh good and he thusly knoweth this.

He did clapeth of His Holy Hands and the mesmerized crew did clapeth thusly.

'WE WILL WE WILL DACK THEE" he sangeth and His glorious voice rang out over all the seven seas.

And on he sangeth and on Roger the Divine Bangeth and on did John the Mysterious plucketh and on did Brian the Wise twangeth.

Buddy thou but mortal, humble
Peereth in the stream gonna make thee so vain this day
Thou got mud on thou face
Thou big disgrace
Maketh thou an idol tis not thou place
Singin'

We will we will dack thee
We will we will dack thee

Buddy thou art sinful, woeful
Looketh here at thou Gods, art we not quite Divine?
Thee doth not compare
To Thy Holy Wares
Let Us then thusly wave IT right in thou face

We will we will dack thee
Singin'
We will we will dack thee

And the Gods dideth duly dropeth their satin dacks for all to seeth their Holy Instruments and the crew of the Rainbow Worrier fainteth.

Brian the Wise weret thusly shocked and appalleth and did run away, screamething "Thou Gods are disgraceful, Thee shalt ne'er take part in such cheapeth rubbish!

And he did sulketh.