Meanwhile Roger the Divine, The Lord God Freddie and John the Mysterious wert trekking through the desert in search of Brian the Wise.

They hath travelled many days and hath discovereth many Oasis inhabited by harems of nubile wenches who wert fond of begatting! Now these nubile wenches wert heavily guarded by eunuchs. But Roger the Divine haveth a plan.

"Behold Eunuchs!" He proclaimed, "Here art The Lord God Freddie, the Holy Spirit, the Alpha and Omega of all Eunuchs!"

The Eunuchs squealed with delight and did flocketh around the Lord God Freddie and raise Him up to worship Him.

And Roger the Divine didst sneak in though the back door of the tent.

John the Mysterious wert verily busy plotting the course and checking His compass with the help of a few sheep herders.

"Lo! Roger and Freddie!" called John the Mysterious "Thee hath thusly found tracks in the sand. It looketh like the dragging bones of an emaciated God losething His hair!"

"Really!" sayeth Roger the Divine adjustething His trousers.

"Yea! Looketh here. Clog marks in the sand and a trail of black poodle hair!"

"Thou art right!" sayeth The Lord God Freddie, "We must thusly headeth in that direction.

"Oh please do-eth not leave us!" cried the nubile wenches unto Roger the Divine.

"Lo! Sadly Thee must!" sayeth Roger the Divine.

"Here! Taketh then, this gift of frankincense and vodka!" they sayeth and they wept uncontrollably for they thought He wert a Sex God.

"Oh please do-eth not leave us!" crieth the eunuchs to The Lord God Freddie.

"Lo! Sadly Thee must!" replied the Lord God Freddie and so-eth they showered Him with gifts of myrrh and sparkly things like tinsel.

"Oh please do-eth not leave us!" crieth the sheep herders to John the Mysterious.

"Lo! Thee must away whilst the Orb Star art in the East at 46 degrees latitude" He sayeth and the sheep herders did thusly giveth unto Him gifts of gold, a set of screwdrivers and a bag of sheep manure for his marigolds.

"Taketh unto each of Thee a set of these night vision goggles" sayeth John the Mysterious unto the other Gods, "They willst helpeth Us to see-eth unto the night!"

The Lord God Freddie climbeth upon Bruce, Roger the Divine climbeth upon Sheila and John the Mysterious climbeth upon R2-D2 and they wert away.