"Lo! Camel! Whoa Camel! This doth look like just the spot for an epiphany! We shalt campeth here!" sayeth Brian the Wise.

"E - what?" cried the camel, aghast!

"An epiphany! Behold Thee art on a quest for a spiritual epiphany that Thee may discover a way to properly celebrate the Holy Day of Our Birth!" sayeth Brian the Wise importantly.

"Thou art a deadshit!" sayeth the camel.

"THEE ART NAY A DEADSHIT, THOU HEARKEN TOO MUCH-ETH UNTO ROGER THE DIVINE! HE ART A BAD INFLUENCE-ETH!"

"What the hell art thee supposed to do whilst Thee art waiting for this epiphany?" asketh the Camel.

"Thee knoweth not! Thy willst be-eth verily busy meditatething!" huffed Brian the Wise.

With this, the Camel settled under a tree as far away from Brian the Wise as he thusly couldst and dozed off in the shade.

"Ah" sayeth Brian the Wise unto no-one in particular, for-eth there wert no-one in particular around way out in the desert, except for the camel who wert snoring verily loudly at this stage, "Thee canst almost feel an epiphany in the air!"

And He went for-eth a walk.

And He sat on a rock.

And He sat and He sat.

The epiphany dist nay cometh!

"Lo!" sayeth Brian the Wise unto no-one in particular, for there wert still no-one in particular around, "Thee wonder how longeth it taketh to haveth an epiphany?"

Brian the Wise grew verily hot and verily thirsty.

"Thee art verily hot and verily thirsty" He sayeth to no-one at all for He looketh back toward the Oasis and the Camel hath vanished.

Brian the Wise headed back to the Oasis grumbling "That sniping bitch of a camel! How dareth He wandereth off and Leaveth Thee alone in the desert! Thee shalt sell the sniping bitch to the knackery!"

Behold! Brian and Wise didst arrive back at the waterhole and found it dry!

"THAT SNIPING BITCH OF A CAMEL! NOT ONLY HATH HE WANDERETH OFF AND LEFT THEE ALONE IN THE DESERT, HE HATH DRUNK ALL THE WATER! OH WOE ART THEE! WHAT ART THEE TO DO-ETH!" He cried and He did thusly throw Himself upon the earth and sob.

He didst sob until it wert nigh.

He didst sob until it wert morn.

He didst thusly sob until He couldst sob no more.