"Giveth unto Thee a drinketh!" demanded Brian the Wise huskily.

"Holy Purple Tights Batman, what is that hairy creature!" cried Robin.

"Careful Robin! It looks like a bedraggled Catwoman!" said Batman.

"Holy Poodle Perms Batman, what will we do?" cried Robin.

"Quick! To the Batmobile! We must warn Gotham City!" said Batman and they rushed off to the Batmobile and left in a cloud of dust.

Poor Brian the Wise wert left choking on the dunes.