Brian the Wise slept soundly and the day turneth unto nigh and the nigh turneth unto day.

And still Brian the Wise slept.

Now, it came to pass that the Centaur wert out on a hiking trip in the desert and Lo! He didst stumble upon Brian the Wise asleep in the manger.

"What art that strange lookething nest full of black hair?" they cried and went closer to investigateth.

"Behold! It art Our Heavenly Father, The Wise God!" sayeth the Centaur unto his hiking party, "We must thusly watcheth over Him!"

And they sat.

And they watcheth over Brian the Wise whilst He slept on and on.

And on the third day a strange gurgling sound emitted from wherest He lay and tiny green orbs began to rise from the manger!

"Hearken! What art that sound?" gaspeth the Centaur, "And what art those green things?"

"Behold! The Wise Holy Heavenly Father art resurrectedeth!" sayeth the Centaur, "It art an EPIPHANY!"