SOME TIME LATER........

BRIAN THE WISE: SO LO! Art everything ready for-eth Thy party?

ROGER THE DIVINE: Yea! It art!

BRIAN THE WISE: Gather round Gods whilst Thee complete-eth Thy check list!

ROGER THE DIVINE: Bloody hell, do-eth we hath to?

BRIAN THE WISE: Yea, we thusly do-eth! Tinsel?

THE LORD GOD FREDDIE: Check-eth!

BRIAN THE WISE: Christmess Crackers?

JOHN THE MYSTERIOUS: Check-eth!

BRIAN THE WISE: Plastic cups?

ROGER THE DIVINE: Check-eth!

BRIAN THE WISE: Verily good then. Ye Gods shalt be-eth present at the verily beginning to welcome-eth the guests and I, Brian the Wise, shalt maketh a fashionably late entrance for-eth impact and then I, Brian the Wise wilst deliver of Thy Christmess Message.

ROGER THE DIVINE: Bloody hell ! What art Thou planning to do-eth? Bore the pants off everybody?

THE LORD GOD FREDDIE: Lo! Well, at least that might liven things up a bit!

JOHN THE MYSTERIOUS: Yea! That wouldst be-eth verily funny!

BRIAN THE WISE: Shut-eth up, ye silly Gods! Now go-eth forth and do-eth as I bid !